Pyre is my adorable little mascot - a four-eyed, fire-breathing border collie hellhound. His birthday is May 1st. He loves horses, booze, fire, hot rods, and almost every genre of Metal. His favorite thing to eat is live chickens, and his favorite band is King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Just like his creator, he is entirely clueless. His head is always full of thoughts, but none of them amount to anything.
Pyre was born in the 4th circle of Hell at least 100 years ago, and took up the job of torturing Hell's inhabitants in the 8th circle. As part of an effort to alleviate overcrowding in Hell, Satan sent Pyre and a selection of other hellhounds to the surface to improve peoples' lives so they go to Heaven while Hell carries out its extensive construction efforts in the Outer Realms. He has been run over by several semi-trucks and is wanted in multiple towns for stealing chickens.
